Post by Liz Smalls on Nov 19, 2014 2:52:35 GMT
Dear smoke smelly, liquor liver weirdo aka Jack Owyns,
Sooooo I'm having a bad hair day so doing a video version of a match diary entry is like out of the question. Instead, I'm writing a letter. Jack, ur 1 of the worst ppl ever. I had a meeting with Rydek or whatever ur friends name is n OMG I learned a lot! The guy might have a weird, creepy Mohawk thingy but he had a lot of useful info! Thankies 2 Mort 4 asking me 2 go seeeeeeee him!
Soooo, lets get personal, k? I know ur hiding some sort of dark secrets bc Rydek said ur a horrible person, worse than any bad villain in a movie basically. Kinda makes cents since u call urself 'the villain' riiiight? Why is this important 2 our match? BC, Metro needs a face 2 represent them that for 1, is attractive (U aren't, #SrryNOTSrry), and 2, that kids can look up 2. Why should Mort or even Marty (Ugh), invest any time or $ in some1 that not only can't win a match (2-8 lmao!!!!) but also some1 that at any given time could b locked up 4 stuff they did n the past or someone that's a lieability to the company?! That makes no cents!
Another cool little thingy I learned was that ur left knee is really bad! 2 surgeries, hmmmm that isn't good. I may not b the best @ submissions buuut u aren't good @ defending against them @ all! What if I was able 2 put u in a leg submission? U may not even have 2 give up, the ref may stop the match if they hear ur leg break or something. U REALLY didn't think u could hide an injury like that from me did u? I'm LIZ SMALLS I find out everything!!!! A bad leg + wrestling means its just a matter of time b4 ur time's up. Luckily 4 me, my ring awareness is amazing n I always make the best decisions during a match. If u think that leg isn't a target ur crazier than u look (Which is reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly crazy!).
Rydek ALSO said that ur body is giving out in other ways. Of course if u look like a druggy, u r 1 lol. He said that all of the years of drug abuse plus wrestling matches has really put ur overall health @ an all time low. How can someone who's under the influence, high n nearly a cripple beat some1 like me who has healed from all injuries n in the best shape of her life? *SPOILER ALERT*- U can't! A bad leg makes u slower than u already r. The damage from the drugs means that ur already lacking focus compared 2 me is gonna make u even more unfocused and vulnerble.
Lets talk about ur experience. U think that jussssssssssssssssssst bc u've been wrestling 4ever that u automaticly r better than me? Its funny bc what should b a super advantage 4 u is actshully a weakness. Ur experience does give u an edge, at least on paper. But then think about it, all of the wear n tear over the years has actshully weakened u, just like Rydek said. I don't need years of experience 2 know how 2 beat u, n also bc I haven't been wrestling since the dinosaur age like u, I'm fresher. Ur an exhausted old crusty dusty, n I'm not. I'm some1 who has wrestling in their family blood, and who thru ALOT of training has learned more than most. I've main evented n more cities in the last 7 months than u have n the last 7 years #LizFact. With each of those matches, I learned what 2 do if some1 is coming @ me with a weapon, how 2 reverse a move in a split second...valuable stuff!
Oh n another thingy I learned (Which I kinda sorta already knew) is that ur a real hot head. This is a REGULAR match. U can't use weapons. Buuut maybe I could upset u enough that ur decide u would rather try n kill me then win. If I anger u enough, you'll grab a weapon, hit me (Ouchies) n hurt me...BUUUUT I'm smart, so I'll win n advance in the Pure Wrestling Championship tourney! In a regular match, I have the advantage, this is exactly the type of match I want against some1 as loose cannon-y as u. Ur unpredictable which means you'll probibly cost urself the match, n if u don't, I'll just out wrestle u anyway.
That meeting with Rydek really helped me as u can seeeeee! Sometimes u should learn 2 keep ur enemies closer Jack, DUH! @ Killshot, I'll do more damage 2 u than those drugs. #LizFact #Coast2CoastCovergirl
(No) Love,
#MissMetro
