Post by Weston Alexander on Dec 3, 2014 17:55:39 GMT
We fade in to see the same Christmas tree with a few remaining gifts beneath it. One difference between this clip and the last is that Weston is now wearing a white beard, another signature of Santa Claus. He is not, however, looking at the camera.
Weston: This beard is ridiculous. Is it truly necessary?
Weston looks for a moment before his eyes widen slightly.
Weston: Oh, we're on?
Weston slowly adjusts his gaze to look at the camera. His face changes abruptly to a large smile and welcoming eyes.
Weston: Welcome back everyone to part two of our 'Gifts for Grace' segment. Last time, we covered some sentimental gifts as well as practical gifts that one can use while flat on their back. We still have some gifts to give out to our former undefeated face of IWA, Grace Taylor so let's jump right back in!
Weston reaches down for the next gift. The gift is long and cylinder-shaped. Weston opens it up and withdraws what appears to be a poster from the wrapping paper. He unrolls the poster and shows it to the camera. The poster reads...
Weston: This beard is ridiculous. Is it truly necessary?
Weston looks for a moment before his eyes widen slightly.
Weston: Oh, we're on?
Weston slowly adjusts his gaze to look at the camera. His face changes abruptly to a large smile and welcoming eyes.
Weston: Welcome back everyone to part two of our 'Gifts for Grace' segment. Last time, we covered some sentimental gifts as well as practical gifts that one can use while flat on their back. We still have some gifts to give out to our former undefeated face of IWA, Grace Taylor so let's jump right back in!
Weston reaches down for the next gift. The gift is long and cylinder-shaped. Weston opens it up and withdraws what appears to be a poster from the wrapping paper. He unrolls the poster and shows it to the camera. The poster reads...
SLOW IS SMOOTH, SMOOTH IS FAST
Weston: This is a poster that displays a great motto for anyone with a penchant for speed. We could all run faster and jump higher if we trained to do exactly that. However, while speed is a useful tool, it can also be a detriment to its user. You are indeed fast in a relative sense. However, your technique leaves something to be desired. Form and precision are incredibly important as it relates to speed. To properly execute high-risk maneuvers, for example, your technique must be precise. They don't call aerial moves 'high-risk' arbitrarily. When you take to the air, precision is critical. That is why you must either slow down or practice precision. I am precise in everything I do. This is why I need not 'catch you.' Rather, at your speed you will, unbeknownst to you, allow me to catch you. You will undoubtedly 'miss your mark' and find yourself in a vulnerable position susceptible to painful submission holds. If you plan to operate at breakneck speed, I do have another gift for you.
Weston reaches down for another gift, this time pulling an oddly-shaped gift from under the tree. Weston quickly unwraps it to reveal a package containing multiple small bottles of 5-hour ENERGY® Decaf drinks. He sets these on his lap.
Weston: You and I, we share the same level of stamina in accordance with the ratings set forth by our sports science team. If you plan to keep a high level of elusiveness while maintaining your speed, you are going to need a boost, something to help you keep your moves crisp and your reaction times quick. Since I will be moving at a slower rate of speed, I will outlast you in a war of attrition as my stamina will deplete much slower. These drinks will help enhance your performance and increase your chances of staying in this match over a long period of time. I'm giving you the Decaf version as high levels of caffeine can be addictive and are known to produce carcinogens, which are known to be in direct involvement with causing cancer. I am dedicated to my personal health and I would never offer you a substance that could be harmful to you. I respect and care about your well-being, after all. I have one final gift for you, Grace, one that may help you understand a bit about my analyses.
Weston reaches down for a long, wide gift that is lacking in its depth relative to its other dimensions. He carefully unwraps the gift and faces it forward so that the camera can see it clearly.
Weston: This book is called Statistics: Methods and Applications. It is a basic understanding of statistics and how they are utilized. Those who use statistics to predict are not always accurate in the results. It is not that you 'defy logic' Grace; it is that the brain attempting to use that logic misinterprets the meanings of the statistics they measure. Many like to believe that they are special and, while you have an impressive record and resumé backing you, I must break it to you that you are not as special as you seem to believe. Rather, it was the ineptitude of your competition that brought you your success. I am not inept and I will utilize my analysis to put an unfortunate end to your streak. I know that I've given you much to read but you're a smart girl. I believe you can handle it. For now, however, you may consider this analysis complete.
Weston leans back with a smile and wave as the camera fades.
Weston: This is a poster that displays a great motto for anyone with a penchant for speed. We could all run faster and jump higher if we trained to do exactly that. However, while speed is a useful tool, it can also be a detriment to its user. You are indeed fast in a relative sense. However, your technique leaves something to be desired. Form and precision are incredibly important as it relates to speed. To properly execute high-risk maneuvers, for example, your technique must be precise. They don't call aerial moves 'high-risk' arbitrarily. When you take to the air, precision is critical. That is why you must either slow down or practice precision. I am precise in everything I do. This is why I need not 'catch you.' Rather, at your speed you will, unbeknownst to you, allow me to catch you. You will undoubtedly 'miss your mark' and find yourself in a vulnerable position susceptible to painful submission holds. If you plan to operate at breakneck speed, I do have another gift for you.
Weston reaches down for another gift, this time pulling an oddly-shaped gift from under the tree. Weston quickly unwraps it to reveal a package containing multiple small bottles of 5-hour ENERGY® Decaf drinks. He sets these on his lap.
Weston: You and I, we share the same level of stamina in accordance with the ratings set forth by our sports science team. If you plan to keep a high level of elusiveness while maintaining your speed, you are going to need a boost, something to help you keep your moves crisp and your reaction times quick. Since I will be moving at a slower rate of speed, I will outlast you in a war of attrition as my stamina will deplete much slower. These drinks will help enhance your performance and increase your chances of staying in this match over a long period of time. I'm giving you the Decaf version as high levels of caffeine can be addictive and are known to produce carcinogens, which are known to be in direct involvement with causing cancer. I am dedicated to my personal health and I would never offer you a substance that could be harmful to you. I respect and care about your well-being, after all. I have one final gift for you, Grace, one that may help you understand a bit about my analyses.
Weston reaches down for a long, wide gift that is lacking in its depth relative to its other dimensions. He carefully unwraps the gift and faces it forward so that the camera can see it clearly.
Weston: This book is called Statistics: Methods and Applications. It is a basic understanding of statistics and how they are utilized. Those who use statistics to predict are not always accurate in the results. It is not that you 'defy logic' Grace; it is that the brain attempting to use that logic misinterprets the meanings of the statistics they measure. Many like to believe that they are special and, while you have an impressive record and resumé backing you, I must break it to you that you are not as special as you seem to believe. Rather, it was the ineptitude of your competition that brought you your success. I am not inept and I will utilize my analysis to put an unfortunate end to your streak. I know that I've given you much to read but you're a smart girl. I believe you can handle it. For now, however, you may consider this analysis complete.
Weston leans back with a smile and wave as the camera fades.
