Post by Marty Sunshine Esq. on Nov 26, 2014 22:11:15 GMT
Hello everyone,
It is I, Marty Sunshine, your fearless leader-- whether you have come to accept that fact yet or not-- with a State of the Union Address. I've been busy, making moves, wheeling and dealing, and putting plans in place that will loosen Mort Goodman's grasp on my property. However, as busy as I am, I feel that it is important to periodically make time from my busy schedule to speak to the people. After all, if Marty Sunshine is nothing else, he is a man of the people.
So you may consider this my initial State of the Union address.
It is I, Marty Sunshine, your fearless leader-- whether you have come to accept that fact yet or not-- with a State of the Union Address. I've been busy, making moves, wheeling and dealing, and putting plans in place that will loosen Mort Goodman's grasp on my property. However, as busy as I am, I feel that it is important to periodically make time from my busy schedule to speak to the people. After all, if Marty Sunshine is nothing else, he is a man of the people.
So you may consider this my initial State of the Union address.
PURE TITLE TOURNAMENT
After being deprived of an fair and equal opportunity to place the appropriate wrestlers in this tournament from the outset-- let the record reflect that, contrary to Barney Bradhshaw's assertions, there has been no evidence whatsoever that I had anything to do with the attack on Carter Hayes-- I am happy to report that there still remain's some hope for that title. JIMMY KORT has been added to this tournament, and rightfully so following the miscarriage of justice which was the fatal fourway involving Grace Taylor (more on that wench later). In addition, everyone's favorite magician, MORGAN le FAYE has been entered as well-- look an eight ball in the corner pocket come Sunday night as Morgan runs the table and smokes some Herb on her way to the semi-finals.
EMPIRE TITLE TOURNAMENT
I am utterly shocked and appalled by the mockery that Mort Goodman is trying to make of my dear, precious title, stacking the decks against my poor Priscilla Price for the betterment of WILL LEVON-- a man who embodies everything that the Empire Title is not. Over my dead body will this man wear the title that is to represent my vision of this sport; and then, through nothing short of unadulterated nepotism, placing his daughter, GRACE TAYLOR, in line to represent MY title!
Folks, there are dark times for the Empire Title There remains not a single man or woman in that tournament worthy of holding my title. We can only hope and dream that one of them sustains an injury, allowing for a replacement fighter to named. To say that I am disappointed that DAZIELLE MOLARONI has rejected my proposal to bring her onto Team Sunshine is an understatement. This woman defies her employer and expects to advance in this organization? Not gonna happen.
The same applies for MIKE HARRISON and AURA WILLIAMS-- two more independents whose in ring abilities are abundant, but their business savvy is lacking. I will give them the benefit of the doubt and offer a $300.00 bonus to the winner of their match if he or she signs with Team Marty.
Folks, there are dark times for the Empire Title There remains not a single man or woman in that tournament worthy of holding my title. We can only hope and dream that one of them sustains an injury, allowing for a replacement fighter to named. To say that I am disappointed that DAZIELLE MOLARONI has rejected my proposal to bring her onto Team Sunshine is an understatement. This woman defies her employer and expects to advance in this organization? Not gonna happen.
The same applies for MIKE HARRISON and AURA WILLIAMS-- two more independents whose in ring abilities are abundant, but their business savvy is lacking. I will give them the benefit of the doubt and offer a $300.00 bonus to the winner of their match if he or she signs with Team Marty.
TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT
The tag team title is where it's at folks. Team Sunshine is sporting not one, but three of the remaining teams in this prestigious tournament. LORA AND WARREN SHAW are on blazing fire, with Lora Shaw earning a well-deserved finish of the night this past week. The lovely team of PRISCILLA PRICE AND ANGELINA BELLINI are going to be breaking hears and bones-- Priscilla is back to her normal self and clearly in the head of KAIDEN HAWKE and ALICE ST. JAMES. And finally, perhaps my proudest creation, JACK OWYNS and VLADIMIR VISHNEVSKY-- the most powerful, brutal, ruthless combination possible among the MetroPRO roster, will send GIDEON HAZARD and DAMIAN "THE UNGRATEFUL" COLE packing. What we have assured here, folks, is that the MetroPRO tag team title will find its way into the Sunshine camp, and will remain there for a very, very long time
MISCELLANEOUS
Speaking of Damian Cole, this man must go. Please be advised that Marty Sunshine will not tolerate the harboring of traitors; and any fighter seen supporting or aligning himself or herself with this treacherous ingrate will find himself or herself within the crosshairs of the entire Sunshine Camp. Gideon Hazard has chosen to support Mr. Cole, and his days are numbered-- trust me on that one. We shall set an example, by way of Mr. Hazard, that nobody is to assist Damian Cole-- a man as morally bankrupt as Damian Cole deserves no refuge and he deserves no friends.
RAVYN NIGHTSHADE. Why, by dear, do you insist on playing hard to get when I am courting you so vigorously. Nightshade and Sunshine go together like peanut butter and chocolate. I have what it takes to make you the face of this organization, but you wish to play it coy. My offer still stands, Ravyn. Do not disappoint me.
Finally, GRACE TAYLOR needs to go. She mocks me and everything that Team Sunshine stands for. I am offering a $300.00 bonus to anyone who knocks her out of this tournament. She must not carry the title that I have created.
That is all for now, my faithful sunshiners. Stay tuned this Sunday for some shocking thrills as we take one step closer to writing all of the wrongs of Goodman and Company, and whipping the G.D.I's into place.
Until then, be well universe,
Marty
RAVYN NIGHTSHADE. Why, by dear, do you insist on playing hard to get when I am courting you so vigorously. Nightshade and Sunshine go together like peanut butter and chocolate. I have what it takes to make you the face of this organization, but you wish to play it coy. My offer still stands, Ravyn. Do not disappoint me.
Finally, GRACE TAYLOR needs to go. She mocks me and everything that Team Sunshine stands for. I am offering a $300.00 bonus to anyone who knocks her out of this tournament. She must not carry the title that I have created.
That is all for now, my faithful sunshiners. Stay tuned this Sunday for some shocking thrills as we take one step closer to writing all of the wrongs of Goodman and Company, and whipping the G.D.I's into place.
Until then, be well universe,
Marty
